When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.
So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind
by Jamie Malinquetoast December 13, 2009
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When The Cherokee Indians of 1838 and 1839 were forced to leave their home of present-day Oklahoma, many dying in the process.
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by Jon December 29, 2004
the hallway that runs between the locker room and shower room at penn state where jerry sandusky did the dirty hence the hall way would be the trail of tears.
friend 1: i took a tour of penn state this weekend
friend 2: did you see the infamous trail of tears?
friend 1: yeah and the shower room
by Mehale November 28, 2011
Anywhere Chuck Norris walks.
We walked along the Trail of Tears after seeing Chuck Norris in Mcdonalds.
by eecer October 04, 2010
lower back hair that leads directly to the asshole; the opposite of happy trail
I helped my friend Rafe shave his shoulder pads, but I'm not going anywhere near his Trail of Tears!
by ajkh1 June 25, 2011
The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.
by theoxfordcomma July 29, 2013
Farting while walking ahead of a person or group that has to follow your path.
When I was hiking with Bob, he had so much gas that he was laying down a "trail of tears".
by Fart Brewer March 07, 2008
The pungent aroma left behind as someone walks and farts at the same time.
Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.
by Pineapple and cock April 29, 2009

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