tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

by valerie2776 April 23, 2008

tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

tragedy

oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".

"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"

by Benji July 27, 2003

tragedy

when Drama(see "drama") is abound and it causes a bad scene. can cause the loss of friends, the hurting of feelings, etc. also prominant in the gay community.

Allie: they were causing so much drama i couldnt take it anymore.
Josh: well thats their tragedy to handle now.

by Allie May 19, 2003

tragedy

the smelliest juicest tart who needs to get the tart away from me, people with the name tragedy are automatically juices. not good juice. bad juice. like. the opposite of apple juice. yeah. they put picture frames of eddy wee and year 4 amy in their rubbish pile, they need to get their juices juiced out this instant.

Is that tragedy?

yeah... better run.

by amykatrina February 12, 2021

tragedy

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.

What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.

by cunninglinguist March 17, 2004

tragedies

i write sins not tragedies

pray for your sins, not tragedies.

haven't you people ever heard of it?

by panic!atthedictionary December 28, 2017