"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"
"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."
"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."
"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
by Jaysus March 6, 2008
A retarded Japanese company that makes trash cars, like the corolla, RAV4 and much more junk. Tries hard to make good cars, like the supra but fails badly. It's ugly and disgusting.
by sunnynoodlerice February 26, 2018
by Da Dude October 18, 2003
Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
by DMG260 March 25, 2010
A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!
Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!
Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!
Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!
Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)
Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!
Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!
Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!
Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)
Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
by Carguy777 February 28, 2010
A support system for a stainless steel exhaust tip for those who have micro dicks. A cramped little shitbox with a 5cc sewing machine motor. Something to bolt a grocery cart handle to while the zit faced asslick behind the wheel pretends that it's a spoiler.
by Hoze December 8, 2003
A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
by ETFrocks!! June 23, 2009