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A Japanese automobile manufacturer whose ultimate goal is to destroy every last trace of the American automotive industry through paying off news media and shady, under-the-table business practice. However, their arrogance is going to their heads (a la GM and Ford circa 1975) and now quality is starting to slip and Toyota's design is getting uglier by the day. Lexus IS300s in China are being recalled because of the possibility of an engine explosion. But like the good sheep we Americans are, we continue to buy Toyota Camrys in droves because we read Consumer Reports and believe their (biased) opinion.
We're Toyota...we complain when the value of the Yen gets too low because then the domestics actually get a fair chance to compete with us.

Toyota claims to be a lean, green hybrid machine...but the fact is that they're SUVs and trucks get worse gas mileage than American SUVs and trucks. And Toyota has just announced a 9th SUV to the lineup. See hypocrites.
by trucru82 January 26, 2005
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awesome car company with performance vehicles many people overlook and reliability to add on. makes wonderful motors such as the 2jz-gte, 7m-gte, 4age (16 and 20 valve), 4agze,18rg, 22r, 3sgte. people clown but they don't know. i take toyota over anything. im a car guy sorry.
1975 corolla sr-5 is slow. put a 20v its quick. put a 3sgte its fast.
by fukin smart November 04, 2004
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A foreign car that losers like to put really big tires on and think they are cool.
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by Red Dog August 17, 2005
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A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.
Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got

Jim: what

Frank: a new toyota tundra

Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet

Frank: no why

Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak
by dalejr88 June 25, 2008
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World's largest producer of rice burners.
"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"

"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."

"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
by Jaysus March 05, 2008
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A piece of shit car that's "Moving Forward" into hell.
Any american who buys a toyota needs to be beaten with a stick, pissed on, and then beaten again.
Look at my toyota! It's mpg is higher than my IQ, and it's so roomy inside that I can buttfuck two gay men while driving to my mom's house for an orgy!
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Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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