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Torimony 

A Torimony is much like that of a testimony given by religious people, only it tells the story of how an individual came to know Tori Amos.
"I first heard of Tori in 1992 when I picked up Little Earthquakes and it changed my life forever, I started having dreams about going to her concerts. One night I finally was able to see her live and I knew then I would be forever changed, that is the beginning of my Torimony"
Torimony by Grant S. February 22, 2008
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ToxicMonday 

ToxicMonday or TM, is for people who feel miserable on Monday and want other people to feel the same. Who the fucks like Monday so make it even more toxic for people around you. Non-toxic person can use this to vent out their rage without feeling guilty. This can be use effectively with online games.
Today is ToxicMonday, we can't be nice.
Why did CosmicChoc started ToxicMonday?He's usually not toxic.
Everyday in Rust is a ToxicMonday.
ToxicMonday by CosmicChoc September 4, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026