Skater - Oh Im just having a good time skating. Not causing any harm.
Town cop - This is private property.
Skater - But the clerk said I could skate here.
Town Cop - Give me the fuckin skate board. ( Steps on it and breaks it in half )
Skater - What the fuck.
Town Cop - Im gonna let you go this time, and every other time I do this because I dont want to lose my badge.