a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.
I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!
by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004
A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
by Anonymous October 10, 2002
During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019
The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015
by cjjj8 July 31, 2021
When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.
by Glennybustrips December 19, 2017
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