by Malekhamoves March 15, 2004
"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."
"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."
"UGH, fine. here."
"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."
by rainynights447 July 12, 2005
i.e. getting one-upped by someone
Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009
by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts April 16, 2017
Said when you turn something upside down, as a kind of lame, humorous prank. The "mazal" part can be replaced with the object you are turning upside down, such as a bottle: "bottletov." From the Yiddish for "good fortune", though no one is actually sure why.
You know how Kristen is really small? You should pick her up and do a Kristentov!
*turns a calculator upside down*
"MAZAL TOV!"
*turns a calculator upside down*
"MAZAL TOV!"
by penguinaut September 27, 2007
A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.
by Mail Yttam December 23, 2020
Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.
by LeechminMendoza June 27, 2019