Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.
Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!
by Toucanass November 26, 2018
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Someone who loves Siegfried a lot, like a lot its absolutely weird
Okay this Guy is sucking Siegs cock, He is a real Toucan
by N.Sky January 31, 2023
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A creepy bird who plays Minecraft and LoL. He's in a Minecraft community called Blocktopia. He's also a brony who's favourite pony is Luna but of the mane 6 is RD. He also sounds Stoned all the time.
Why does Toco Toucan sound stoned all the time.
by Extoucanator September 9, 2011
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When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.
“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage
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When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.
Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

Collateral damage

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”
by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020
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