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A Total Virgin is a girl who has had no, none, nada forms of sex. Not oral sex, anal sex, and definitely not sexual intercourse....if you are "2nd time virginity" girl--> you aren't a total virgin.
That girl is a total virgin; I don't know if she's even dated before!
by Hollabecca October 30, 2007
Ultimate insult of chav wearing, muffin topped Vicky Pollardesque folks. Pronounce toe-tal ver-gin
What did you do that for you total virgin?
by scardycat October 04, 2006