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When something is complete crap and screwed up entirely.
Man, that is Total Bullshit!
by The iRan February 09, 2009
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A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.
Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PHL, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PHL, MI and WI right now.
Wold Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
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A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.
After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit
by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009
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