Guy one: "What did you and your girl do last night?"
Guy two: "We got freaky homie. I went to toss the sauce and everything!"
Guy one: "That's fucking nasty bro!"
Guy two: "We got freaky homie. I went to toss the sauce and everything!"
Guy one: "That's fucking nasty bro!"
by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017
by blueberryseagal July 27, 2022
Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
by Parmesan snowball September 3, 2017
When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Jingleling a males tesiticular sack while screaming our heads or tails and waiting for his response.
by Ballsorboxmuncher69 January 9, 2018
by TCanDoAnything April 29, 2019
Spontaneous and unexpected projectile vomiting frequently brought-on in humans through substance or bacterial ingestion. Instances occur suddenly and are most noted for a stream-like ejection of stomach contents.
A trip to the Thai place and an hour later had a pint, then ditched a power toss like Linda Blair three feet into a dart board!
by choggie August 26, 2013