Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a female that will go to extreme lengths to have
sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco.
Generally Tomacco's have a
wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch.
The Tomacco has a mating call, it is
high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"
Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.