Tortada
When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.
Tortada by the royal tortada April 26, 2010
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Nada Tostada
Nada Tostada by Sel-Block August 22, 2015
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Hijo de la tostada
Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.
Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
Hijo de la tostada by palabras sabias February 28, 2018
tornadahoe
My girl lost her mind yesterday, went tornadahoe mode on the house and completely trashed the place.
tornadahoe by Yodal34 July 6, 2022
Tostada
A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
Tostada by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007
american tostada
american tostada by WORST Green Day CD EVER ! ! ! September 28, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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