Tortada Share definition Flag When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole. Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno. Tortada by the royal tortada April 26, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Tortada mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch