A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.
Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.
by DCONZ January 12, 2010
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Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.
by E. D. M. February 28, 2009
An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.
"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."
by czvezda October 21, 2012
A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.
"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."
by Are Jonnson November 30, 2006
Short for "tortellini".
The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.
by DKLONE June 28, 2007
Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

by TortMaster May 29, 2011
the iphone correction to "tits".
"that girl has amazing torts"
by snizzle316 January 06, 2009

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