by Hahzghsnbwsudy May 22, 2019
Torquay Academy is a secondary school in Torquay. It is a performing arts school and is known for its amazing Ofsted review. It is the best school in Torquay.
Person 1: Torquay Academy is a performing arts school.
Person 2: That would be perfect for me! I love to perform!
Person 2: That would be perfect for me! I love to perform!
by Original Rachel Berry fan June 25, 2020
by Cheeseman490 June 5, 2023
Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is an appalling "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to humans at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement. Torquay is such a miserable location that the population stays close to the coast, as the inland is overrun by a negative aura, caused by the abundance of third-party supermarkets and below average fish and chips.
by Tharassablastid January 10, 2023
A discarded prophylactic sheath espied on a pavement or grassed area of a British seaside resort, so named because of its semi-inflated translucent appearance much like the famed poisonous marine invertebrates.
Careful where you step Dave there’s loads of Torquay Man O’Wars scattered on the prom first thing!
For fuck’s sake! The dog’s choking on a Torquay Man O’War again!
For fuck’s sake! The dog’s choking on a Torquay Man O’War again!
by Careless Winsper August 6, 2022
Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is a miserable "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years, actually first evolving from the Torquaytherium, an amphibian which endured the cold and reached the coast despite being completely incompetent. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to people at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement.
by Tharassablastid January 10, 2023