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Torkington 

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone
Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
Torkington by Nerd. December 31, 2007
Related Words
a combination of the words trolling and joking used whenever an individual makes a remark they don’t genuinely mean
Friend: that freshman kinda bad
Me: bro wtf
Friend: I’m troking
Troking by gRIZZly_bear19 February 21, 2023
Toking and porking. Smoking marijuana and having sexual intercourse
Jenna is torking joe as we speak.
torking by Torking July 2, 2017
When someone in a group photo is so butt-ugly, that you crop them out for the sake of everyones' health.
Hey! Did you see that group picture of the band My Chemical Romance?
Yeah! But that Ray Toro guy is so motherfucking ugly, he got me into toroing him out of the picture he's in.
Toroing by mcr_ftw15 March 11, 2015
Interesting! You get this word by combining the past tense of the verb “take” with the ­ing form, i.e. “taking.”
It’s tooking me a long time.
tooking by bluestinger66 December 21, 2023