Topso
Topso by topso badong. April 12, 2010
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toploader
The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
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topsail steamer
topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018
TRY-SARAH-TOPS
When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.
TRY-SARAH-TOPS by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021
Tickle Tipson
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk
anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently
and she changed my name to tickle tipson
anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me
please come back
anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently
and she changed my name to tickle tipson
anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me
please come back
Tickle Tipson by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022
tops blooby
tops blooby by finn human December 11, 2013
topology
In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.
Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.
topology by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017
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Modified derivative of granola.
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