Uniquely female form of fighting, involving boxing while revealing breasts. A type or sub-genre of foxy boxing, girlfight, bitchfight, chickfight or catfight. Popular in certain varieties of bars and strip clubs and available on numerous web sites.
My woman don't like me fucking that bitch with huge tits. There's only one solution: topless boxing.
by Illam August 8, 2007
The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.
Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009
(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
by smajr June 21, 2008
by Pokeer Facee May 20, 2010
The sneaky sniff / the backhand smell guzzler / aroma nights. An attempt to preserve and ultimately absorb a persons essence without their knowledge.
1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”
“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”
“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”
by jizzpack January 4, 2010
by ustef October 19, 2011
by Topless Holly December 15, 2018