John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
by MightySheep May 8, 2012
by nightlifecommando May 7, 2012
It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
by yourBro May 7, 2012
by falconboom May 7, 2012
by Lord Lolland May 8, 2012
Rubbing toothpaste (usually crest) on your nipples to get a pleasant buzz.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
Jimmy: Hey, have you ever tried toothpasting?
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
by jim n. iger May 7, 2012
by ObamasLoveChild May 7, 2012