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A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
"Cameron Lamela is a toolbag"
by Alex Parine June 05, 2004
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That guy is a real toolbag.
by Athena75 June 14, 2011
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A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.
"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"
by BFass June 14, 2012
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A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.
Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!
by Arsemunky August 30, 2016
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An idiot that makes stupid posts on sites to make others feel like they did somthing wrong.
Member from high vel IDF is a ToolBag because he is always baggin on sites..
by sean213 July 28, 2005
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Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.
by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010
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An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects. The scum of society.
Dont be a toolbag like that retard over there.
by Chris Corney January 06, 2005
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