To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling
With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.
by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020
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Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen
The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.
by Moonstanders October 20, 2020
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A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)
Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!
by TehDude7 October 19, 2020
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Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"
by fabulogue October 19, 2020
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When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!
"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"
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Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
by Defortis October 20, 2020
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1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.

2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.

2. He took his toobin out!
by MyFirtUsernsmWasTaken November 12, 2020
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