1. to employ a false sincerity (as opposed to insincerity)
2. to be number two in the gang
3. pretend to listen, and then do what you like anyway
4. to suck up to multinationals
5. to wage war on pitiful countries
6. to infect old people already in hospital
7. to go so full circle you become a fascist
8. to marry a horse-faced shocker
9. to bully people to accept your opinion
10. to disappear for a fortnight when things get a bit troublesome
11. to resurrect, with indecent haste, the careers of those you had to sack when they became a liability
12. to turn the country you head into the second most hated place on earth and endanger its people with very dub(ya)ious associates
I'm not going into hospital. I'm only having a massive coronary. That hospital has been tonyblaired.


I'm so tonyblair I am now a member of the SS.


The Canary Islands have had unusual amounts of rain this year. We suspect terrorist involvement. We will have to tonyblair Lanzarote out of the Atlantic.


Yeah yeah tonyblair tonyblair. Oh sorry, I was listening honestly.
by Hilary Briss July 04, 2005
Top Definition
Governor of the 51st State of the USA
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
George Bush's sex slave.
George : Suck me.
Blair : Okey-dokey!
by mailer_diablo October 10, 2004
A man who is a disgrace to his country, to his party, and to democracy itself.

A man who if he had any kind decency, would resign and stop dragging his country into the international gutter.

A man whose ego knows no bounds, and whose arrogance has no end.

A man who must be stopped.
Iraqi can bomb Britian within 45 minutes. No wait, they can't.
by fingers October 15, 2003
George Dubya's monkey boy.
Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
by Zach G. September 14, 2004
A master of inconsequence masquerading as a guru, passing off his vast limitations as pious virtues
Tony Blair is a cunt, with small genitals
by Cherie Blair March 13, 2004
A sorry excuse for a Prime Minister. Not in my name Mr Blair, not in my name.

See puppet
I don't give a damn about my country or the well being of other people. Oh well, I guess I'll vote for Blair then.
by Kraftwerk101 September 11, 2004
Officialy done more damage than marge thatcher.
Tony blair is a ponce at the very best.
by Biafra J August 29, 2004

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