so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary

totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018

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Toska

“Toska - noun /ˈtō-skə/ - Russian word roughly translated as sadness, melancholia, lugubriousness.

"No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”

― Vladimir Nabokov

Feeling constant toska, no matter the situation.

Toska by Xensez September 25, 2018

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toosk

Another word for butt, ass, keester, rump, glutes, etc. "Toosk" is already spreading fast in Illinois and in the mid west.

Damn, that chick has a nice toosk!

Hey bro lets go kick some toosk!

toosk by toosky July 1, 2014

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Tomska's Law

Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you're said it about.

Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah

Tomska's Law by benpiano800 January 22, 2021

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Toms Feet

The overwhelming odor that comes from a day of wearing your Toms. Toms Feet has become prominent recently to a large following of Toms wearers insisting on not wearing socks with their Toms.

Francis "Dude, what's wrong?"

Joe "My lady dumped me because she couldn't handle my Toms Feet."

Francis "So you're saying I've got a shot?"

Toms Feet by bsjerven July 6, 2010

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