Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.
"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"
by Concerned Photographer January 14, 2012
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The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'
Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
by Screte January 18, 2015
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To work on an online riddle, esp. one such as mynameistom.
Instead of writing my research paper, I'm getting mindfucked while toming.
by OneNerdfighterAmongMany February 26, 2009
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When you wait outside with your drunk friend to make sure they get in the rideshare you called for them.
Where's Drew?
He's outside toming with Mandie so she gets home.
by SpankySpeedy December 23, 2018
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The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'
Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
by Screte January 18, 2015
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The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'
Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
by Screte January 18, 2015
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A very common adjective used in western Ireland. Meaning awesome, cool, amazing.
by BatteryZombie January 20, 2011
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