ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Timfoolery

The act of Tims performing minor inconsequential transgressions for comic effect.

The naughty timfoolery on Wikipedia is causing quite a bit of trouble.

Timfoolery by nog642 August 20, 2017

thomfoolery

Foolish or silly behavior involved with the zany antics of loving Thom Yorke.

Deborah enjoyed her trip to Oxford and thoroughly enjoyed all the thomfoolery she shared with her friend Roxy as they searched for signs of the very famous Thomas Edward Yorke.

thomfoolery by Roxanne Werbicki March 12, 2008

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

tomfoolery 

acts that are not intelligent, shenanigans and/or hooliganisms.

Im not gonna call her a cock,I will not stand for such tomfoolery

tomfoolery by Joe Ro. August 30, 2004

Tomcoonery 

When coons engage in Tomfoolery. Coon in the context refers to a black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.

1) Tyrone and Jamal are spotted hollering at some white chicks at the mall and they keep dissing black women while they all have a good laugh.

Janelle: Look at those two negroes over there acting like fools over white pussy.
Tanya: I am sick and tired of those two and their tomcoonery

2) Everything Diamond and Silk do on twitter. 100% tomcoonery.

Tomcoonery by LOLLmFAOJK September 21, 2019

tomfoolery 

Doing acts of random stupidity. Not using your brain when you perform a prank.

"I do not have time to deal with you kids knocking over these port-a-pottys, i just cant deal with all this tomfoolery tonight".

tomfoolery by Jon1235 September 23, 2005