catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider
by Andrew November 11, 2003
honey that has been properly sealed and professionally extracted from ancient egyptian tombs. Extraction requires expertise but few tools; hands on field experience preferred but not required.
guy 1: Hey, did you hear about cleopatra's tomb honey?
guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.
guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.
by xxx_indiana jones_xxx February 14, 2013
A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.
by Napoledan September 2, 2018
Hillbilly term for goth. Any redneck fucktard who thinks wearing kabuki make up and dressing up as one of the Addams family is cool. Like after 1985.
The teenagers in the town used to hangout at the cemetery, unironically dress like extras from the Thriller set and chug beer. Goddamn tomb queers.
by dre.dre December 11, 2010
by Peevee May 11, 2006
Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.
by Escargotman November 29, 2013