TOMB

Tits on my back

I want your tomb when we are sleeping.

by 1atlast April 13, 2017

tomb sock

a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.

man, this tomb sock has so much ejaculate in it.

by CHIDDY BANG September 10, 2013

Tomb Master

Funeral working staff who take part in the handling of the dead
e.g Security guards for the graveyard
Embalmers
Coffin makers

The Tomb Masters worked hard to prepare the body for the funeral

by BreadHandler April 17, 2020

Tomb Raider

I PS1 game starring the heroine Lara Croft. The games follow her adventures around the globe meeting people and exploring places far, far away. She seeks artifacts and ancient civilizations. The games inspired 2 movies on the big screen.

Hey, do you like adventure games? You mean like Tomb Raider? Yeah! I like that game.

by -_-_-_--_-_-_- May 11, 2007

Womb to tomb

A life long friend. Someone you've been friends with since the day you came out of the womb and you'll be friends til the day you die.

Boy: Your my best friend. We're like brothers.
Boy 2: Womb to tomb?
Boy: Yeah. Womb to tomb.

by West Side Freak April 27, 2009

Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

tomb ride

Amazing, awesome or excellent. The very best.

<i>This vegan chocolate cake is the tomb ride, man.</i>

by mala April 23, 2004