Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"
by Humptulips November 26, 2009
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Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.
Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
by Sara Heyn August 19, 2008
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1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.

2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
by BookerP November 6, 2006
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To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology
man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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One of the most misunderstood male actors out there. The most succesfull movie star of all time. Known for his handsome face and his big box office scores.
Tom Cruise is very misunderstood, but he's movies will always stay as good as they once were.
by Cindy?8 January 9, 2009
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An actor. Thats it. An actor. OKAY? WHATEVER/
Tom Cruise is gay.
by READINGISFUN October 25, 2007
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