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word to insult other people, mainly used in mountain regions, such as tscheggl, tschorg, poltsch and schlammsau
get off my farm, tolm!
tolm by Tschorgtscheggltolm August 17, 2011
A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
Tolman by Constance Farder February 23, 2017
a kind hearted man, friendly and giving. Always there with a smile and a twinkle in his eyes. Eyes are a beautiful blue. Outgoing and persistant. Loves to work with his hands. Self motivated and hard working.
Tolmon was born and raised in Ohio.
Tolmon by Hensonff25 February 7, 2010
cool youtuber with big subs, he ninja man, he best ron player and he clowns on alpha
Person 1: Yo have you seen Tolml's new video
Person 2: Yeah I waited 1 month and 29 days for it, its pog
Tolml by Truneh January 20, 2021
a huge peice off poo usually found in someones backyard it is usually about 7 inches long and is a redish brown colour
Guy 1: I think some kind of animal pooped in my backyard.

Guy 2: It is probably just a tolman.
tolman by jordan doe December 19, 2013

Mikhail Tolmachev

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!
"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"

"Life would be perfect!"