Toledo is only one of Ohio's many shitholes.

There's Dayton, there's Cleveland.. Many places to get fucked up in.
There's run-down neighborhoods, empty, rotting houses, streets with more holes in them than fucking swiss cheese, drug dealers and crime all over the place and some of the worst chemicals floating around from all those toxic waste factories.

The income is below average low, the public schools your worst enemy and some of the people are some real crackheads.

Leave before it's too late and you become one of them.

Oh and the East is the worst. I mean everything sucks but the East.. Never go there; or do go there, you will never want to go there again then. Maybe you won't be alive to return anyway.
Guy 1: Dude, Toledo kinda rocks!

Guy 2: Only when you lived in Youngstown before...
by alexismcforman February 21, 2020
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Current place of residence of one(1) Scott Wozniak.
Scott Wozniak is the only good thing that has ever happened to Toledo, Ohio.
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To be in possession of everyday bad breath, that allows chronic halitosis to the extreme, appear to be "post dental cleaning mouth", when other people first glimpse or are irrevocably soiled....aka...(breathed upon) or have offended both the one and only almighty righteous higher power and satan himslelf,the instantaneouse thought that bulldozes itself through the cerebral cortex is one of abject disgust, self loathing, a complete and utter degredation of the known universe and or potential suicidal thoughts. When every single person unlucky enought to share personal space with you....post your breath searing and destroying their nasal cavities thinks....holy crap batman....the breath of that individual is a pristine example of toledo....and I'm not speaking of the city in Ohio....!!!!!
Josue: "cough...cough....gag...gag....barf...barf....jusus christ jose...your breath reeks as if you have been injesting burning garbage, raw feces, used tires and recently deceased newborn children.......damn...you my compadre and all.....but yo breath makes toledo look like a fresh egg roll from p.f. chang's...damn bitch...maybe you should gargle with some jp-5......perhaps jet fuel will get the skank out of yo mouth...."!!!!!
by Grande John January 17, 2009
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A Wonderfull city full of love and hospitable people north toledo is the best part of the city its northside or noside and chaseblock is the heart of the north unlike everywhere else in the city the north has no homicides and no drug dealers
whats the best city in the world toledo ofcorse
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When you consume a ridiculous amount of alcohol and shots.
I hung out with Jason & Ricky and got so toledoed last night
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When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.
"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"
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To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.
Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.
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