The Tokyo Sandblaster is where a guy is eating out a woman while "motorboating" her vagina and squints his eyes so he looks Japanese when she looks down at him in pleasure.
My girlfriend LOVES the Tokyo Sandblaster! I gave it to her and her girlfriend last night!
by C-Note Johnson November 13, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.
John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by ogMooseKnuckle November 11, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
Erica really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in her mouth from Dwayne giving her a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Tugboat222 November 10, 2010
A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.
If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.
by PizzaButt TacoSmell November 09, 2010
While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, cover your partners face in ejaculate and then shove said partners face into the sand promptly thereafter. The result is your partners face being covered in a sandy, epoxy-like mix.
- "Tom, how was your honeymoon in Aruba?"

- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".
by Sir Rumpleforeskin November 09, 2010
A slang term for a sexual act involving at least three men, and one female, wherein all the men ejaculate onto a woman's face (typically aiming for the eyes) at the same time. In certain regions, the act must occur while riding in a subway car with at least one other passenger.

The origin of the phrase is uncertain, and again depends on the region. In Japan, and surrounding areas, the term Tokyo comes from the use of the subway system as a venue for the sexual act. Outside of Asia, the term "Tokyo" is alleged to have originated from the way a girl will squint (making er look Japanese) in anticipation of ejaculation.
That girl is a skank; I heard she let half the frat drop a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.

alt. Me, Chang, and Raichu took Misty-Wei down to the Hedeki Station, made her pay for our fare, and then pulled a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.
by Joe Strummer's Ghost November 09, 2010
When two sexual partners have intercourse after fully shaving their pubic hair about three days prior. Their genitalia resembles two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other and the resulting rash is bright red like the Tokyo flag.
Whoa dude, I just found out Andy Richter banged my girlfriend last night! I hope he enjoyed the Tokyo Sandblaster. Asshole.
by B*Long (that's my rap name) November 09, 2010
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