The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
by MoldyNipple November 09, 2010
by BlinksTale November 09, 2010
When you fart on your parteners chest and particles of fecile matter fly out at such a rate they could strip paint.
The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.
by Sokyo November 09, 2010
When engaging in COITUS on a beach, at the point of climax, a man may ejaculate upon the face of his respective partner. Afterwards sprinkling sand on their face causing the semen to adhere to the sand.
Lauren sat on my face, I ate her bunghole and just as I was about to skeet, I got up and hovered my doinger over her forhead and let loose. Her face looked like a krispy kreme doughnut until I sprinkled sand on it and then she looked like sandpaper. Gotta love the look of a classy Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Lamp Shayd November 11, 2010
When banging out an old asian chick she queefs, effectivly blowing out all the dust and sand from her unused vadge.
Man I went to the tea house and totally was hooking up with the owners wife when she let out a tokyo sandblaster, shit was weak.
by GHOOOST November 10, 2010
When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.
Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.
by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 19, 2010
When you crap into your hand and blow it into your partners face. The stench and the crap will cause your partner to squint. Thus causing the Japanese effect.
Conan got really turned on because of all the crap dripping from his mouth. Jill had given him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by D-Gro! November 10, 2010