A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.
2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.
3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
when a guy is performing oral sex on a girl and drags his stubble filled chin across her vagina
My jaw was getting sore so I gave her a tokyo sandblaster
The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
when your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out, jizz in her face and then throw sand at her face, making the sand stick to the jizz
conan o'brien: "can i say tokyo sandblaster?"
Skeeting in your partner's eyes, so when she wipes it out and pulls at her eyelids, she looks Japanese.
All the bitch needed was a kimono after I gave her a Tokyo sandblaster.
A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.
I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!
when and cat licks a girls vagina or guys butthole while your getting oral after eating large amounts of soy.
after eating sushi , we went back to my girlfriends house and we got to tokyo sandblaster before dessert.
The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.
Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!