Top Definition
A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
by Hugh Jweener November 10, 2010
A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!
by shakesfear November 10, 2010
an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."
(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?
by forthecoco November 10, 2010
A sexual act in which a wasabi enema is explosively released onto one or more partners, creating a shared burning sensation for the blaster and blastee(s).
Her acute coprophilia manifested in an intense sexual arousal resulting from receiving a tokyo sandblaster.

The best orgasm I've ever had was when he gave me a tokyo sandblaster.
by drozd November 16, 2010
Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.
My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?
by rugby_101 November 11, 2010
When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you cum on your parter's face then grab a handful of sand and throw it on their freshly glazed cheeks.
My skin is positively glowing after Jordan gave me a Tokyo sandblaster.
by Night Shifter November 11, 2010
Tokyo Sandblaster - A scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. First heard on Conan O’Brien's show "Conan" ON TBS.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster
by Maku664 November 11, 2010
When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.
Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.
by The Real Space Space Nigger August 08, 2011

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×