A lovely view of the backside of a woman
Friend 1: O man! Look at her butt, it is so big.
Friend 2: I'd let her smother me with that toilet
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.
synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
"You get more ass than a toilet seat"
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.
Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.
A cool winter breeze.
The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.