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41.
where your shit goes after you r dun shitting.
THINK OF THE FISHES!
Would you like someone crapping in your home?
by You dont know me July 10, 2003
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1.
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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2.
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003
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3.
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
"You get more ass than a toilet seat"
by Master of Poo March 21, 2005
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4.
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
"Dude, Toilet!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
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5.
the crapper
whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
by .. June 10, 2003
294 161
 
6.
Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.
Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.
by Jazmo February 26, 2006
167 56
 
7.
A cool winter breeze.
The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
by Collin Smith June 23, 2004
190 124