A crusted, cracked, dried out, fungal mess of a foot that gets everyone around them in a twist similar to a tornado.
"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
by The Kookoo 5 October 18, 2019