3 definitions by The Kookoo 5
A crusted, cracked, dried out, fungal mess of a foot that gets everyone around them in a twist similar to a tornado.
"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
by The Kookoo 5 October 18, 2019
My girl got back from the nail salon and those piggies were looking so fresh she was having a straight up toement!
Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.
I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.
Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.
I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.
by The Kookoo 5 October 12, 2019
A term used to define a person, situation or emotion that is particularly fucking crazy, insane, weird, etc.
"That butt naked bitch outside digging in the trash is kookoo bananas."
"The molly I took at the club last night had me feeling kookoo bananas!"
"My coworkers are all going kookoo bananas after 6pm rolls up but we don't get off till 7..."
"The molly I took at the club last night had me feeling kookoo bananas!"
"My coworkers are all going kookoo bananas after 6pm rolls up but we don't get off till 7..."
by The Kookoo 5 September 12, 2019