"Did you toejam her last night?"
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."
"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."
"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."
by Romeo's lover & the blonde one December 31, 2011
Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.
by f00tlvr September 23, 2009
Its like fisting, but with your foot. If she sneezes, it could break his foot. If he sneezes, she could die...
by Avanda December 8, 2008
Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box
by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005
Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.
by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021
The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.
I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.
by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006
The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.
"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."
by marth vader2 January 13, 2010