Toddblock
When a toddler continuously blocks another from playing with any toys. Also called a "DoF" (denial of fun) attack.
Toddblock by -=v00d00=- November 6, 2011
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turdblock
verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"
I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!
turdblock by marcello_loren February 4, 2010
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Toddblock • toddblack • teddyblocker • Toddboski • Toddbrook • Tokeblocker • toneblock • Tonkblock • turdblock • Tot Block
Tokeblocker
Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.
Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"
Tokeblocker by HotBetty February 3, 2012
Tonkblock
Used by Border Patrol Agents to describe the act of apprehending a group ahead of the lead tracker without the tracker's knowledge.
"Agent Smith, I was tracking that group for 3 hours and you tonkblocked me!"
Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.
Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.
Tonkblock by Stinkcheese March 25, 2008
Toddboski
A man who suffers from a severe case of "Peter Pan syndrome". His child-like behavior mimics that of a mentally challenged 5 year old. When things don't go his way, he exhibits "retard strength" and hits women. When alchohol is consumed, he will wet the bed or piss all over the place.
totblock
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!
2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!
2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!
totblock by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011
Toddbrook
Toddbrook by shoopydoopy2 April 30, 2011
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