3 definitions by -=v00d00=-

Toddblock

When a toddler continuously blocks another from playing with any toys. Also called a "DoF" (denial of fun) attack.

That kid was totally toddblocking my daughter from playing with that Elmo doll.

by -=v00d00=- June 1, 2011

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.

"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"

by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018

Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.

A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.

by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023