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An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.
I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.
by fuckinqueenslander September 01, 2008
 
1.
A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.
Today Tonight, get fucked you sensationalist pigs!