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Djibouti Toad Hop 

When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!
"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"
Djibouti Toad Hop by Som_Tmith January 29, 2017

Djibouti Toad Hop 

The act of railing someone in the ass while hopping.
Som Tmith got railed in the ass last night while doing the Djibouti Toad Hop .
Djibouti Toad Hop by Dobert Roll January 30, 2017

hop toad 

Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.
He was up all night pulling a hop toad after eating crab cakes from the stadium.
hop toad by JMR2 April 22, 2006

toad hopper 

When someone fucks a girl with genital warts and eats her out while saying ribbity
Hey James I heard you gave her a toad hopper how was it?
It tasted like metal and it burns my cock when I piss
toad hopper by Bob Sullivan April 27, 2014
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026