wake-up bumpers

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!

I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.

by FistOfJusticeTV June 15, 2015

wake up with the chickens

This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."

I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 21, 2005

Wake up wobble

The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.

Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.

by fresh11 July 12, 2010

WTF Wake-up

Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.

"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."

by Ballincat June 12, 2008

Wake up Tv

Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel

Change the channel dude its wake up tv

by Rhfhridkrufjtk September 15, 2010

Wake Up Face

The descriptive term used to describe those with a pretty face regardless of makeup use. It is rare that you wake up to someone and find that you don't mind the way they look once the glamour has worn off from the night before.

"I woke up with some random this morning. Luckily, she had a great wake up face."

"I bet he's got a great wake up face."

"I have to put some makeup on real quick. I have a horrible wake up face."

by eguanodon May 18, 2014

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017