TittyBurger

Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.
Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?

Jimmy: I went bowling.

Human: How was it?

Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!

by NuclearAdam December 01, 2006
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Tittyburger

Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.
After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.
by Scrote's & boat's March 21, 2015
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