A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
by poopisscunt April 21, 2011
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Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
by oh f**k! whats that?! July 1, 2010
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When a female transitions to a male and they surgically remove the breast and use that tissue to construct a penis.
You know Trisha made the change on us, he's called Trevor now and got him a brand new tittydick.
by BrocktonimoBay October 1, 2023
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