Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

Tits

Breasts!

'Nice tits love'

by mm July 23, 2002

Tits

Lovely little birds.

Hey Grandma! I know you let me look at your tits enough today, but I just love watching them move around. So let me see the tits some more!

by homer definitions June 4, 2018

Tits

Ugly or Beutiful
Firm Or Saggy
Big or Flat
It's what most men want...

Guy#1 Man I want some tits!
Guy#2 Same Here!

by [e-mail] March 23, 2008

Tits

The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.

"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"

by Steviepr September 2, 2009

Tits

1. Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tits' can replace any of these words in normal speech. Chya!

Dude, that was tits!

That roller coaster was TITS!

by EricJared April 8, 2006