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Tit Monday 

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."
Tit Monday by RAW84 April 22, 2006
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Tit Monday 

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday
After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.
Tit Monday by smaker May 26, 2018

Pop a tit Monday 

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages
“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday
Pop a tit Monday by Yeskizzi March 21, 2022

Tap tit monday 

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

timonday 

When you're allergic to the office on Mondays
Oh it's Timonday, don't expect to see him
timonday by dnz85123 July 6, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026