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Tit Monday 

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."
Tit Monday by RAW84 April 22, 2006
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Tit Monday 

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday
After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.
Tit Monday by smaker May 26, 2018

Pop a tit Monday 

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages
“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday
Pop a tit Monday by Yeskizzi March 21, 2022

Tap tit monday 

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

timonday 

Oh it's Timonday, don't expect to see him
timonday by dnz85123 July 6, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026