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The Tissue Fiend is a little small tampon demon that crawls inside a persons anal opening, tearing out this individuals insides causes them to bleed to death. Thus, pooping out the blood and chunks along with the Tissue Fiend as well. And his catch phrase is: "Crawl crawl slice dice!"
I found the Tissue Fiend last night and I caught it!
by S. Covert January 13, 2009

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