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Tinton Falls Middle School 

A middle school often referred to as ghetto. 99% of the people in this school are Caucasian. Everyone is basic, you don't see any boy being an eboy. Or any girl being an egirl. It's just basic white people mixed with a little bit of hispanics and blacks. People here try too hard to fit in, not wanting to fit out. There are new couples every week, people break up and then get back together.
"OMG! Tinton Falls Middle School is so gross and ghetto."
"I heard that the boys in Tinton Falls Middle School are super hot!"
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Tinton Falls 

PTA MOM CENTRAL...the place where mom jeans come to die!
(tinton falls)hey susan! did u go shopping??
no karen, i had no time...little bobby had a soccer game, baseball tryouts a karate tournement, and i had a pta meeting...
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Tinton Falls Middle School 

some bum ass school made up of caucasians trying to be black and 2 black people who gave nobody the n-word pass. all girls wear 15 layers of mascara and only hollister jeans. who ever put that there are no 'e-children' - get a life u bum 8th grader.
What school do you go to?
Tinton Falls Middle School
Oh... so you're delusional..

Tinton Falls 

Central NJ, just west of Long Branch, largely characterized by preppy white kids pretending to be black or ghetto, very few of which ever make it out of mommy and daddy's house...college success rate of 1/5....good indication of Tinton Falls residency is that if you actually make it to college, someone who really is black kicks your sorry ass for trying to be.
The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.
For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011
Belgian boy reporter who is the greatest hero of the world. With his dog Snowy,the Thompson twins, his loyal friend, Captain Haddock, and Professor Calculus, Tintin can do all. He foils Drug smuggling and illegal slave rings run by the evil billionaire, Roberto Rastapopolous, kicks the shit out of Dr. Muellar, and saves Sydavia from the evil Bordurians under Kurvi-Tasch and Colonel Sponz. Tintin wins every fight, always does the right thing, and has a unique cow-lick hairstyle that's all his own.
Tintin discovered that the Bordurians were going to invade Syldavia by stealing King Ottakar's sceptre.