tinder

A mobile phone app to get free STDs and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.

Dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street.

by manee September 25, 2014

tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013

tinder

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.

Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.

by nfhisdkdh May 27, 2014

Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).

"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."

by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014

tinderizing

Actively on the prowl via the tinder app

That guy looks familiar, I bet I saw him on tinder while I was tinderizing.

by thetinderizer July 23, 2014

tinder

A way for an average girl to have sex with a guy way out of her league.

How did Kelly score her boyfriend, was it tinder?
Nah, she doesn't need tinder, she gets hit on everywhere she goes. She met Jason on set when she was modeling.

by Mustardeer June 19, 2018

Tinder!

The word one hears in their head, sounds like someone yelling TIMBER! when a tree falls, when you realize that your tender Tinder relationship has hit the rocks and is about to go up in flames

Mary Jane could see the invisible Lumberjack behind her closed eyes, yelling TINDER! as the remark she had made to Scott in her previous text still was unanswered after 17 minutes.

by Wild4toys2 March 21, 2017